cryptotheism:

this shit is so Jeff the fucked up

genderfluid-and-confuzled:

actually HE transitioned and now sells HEshells by the heashore.

(via the-moon-pal)

elmflowers:

Grips thigh. I need to look more like a faggot. I have to.

(via splatapus99)

creepymutelilbugger:

ragsy:

byronicbrunette:

well?

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(via gotenerd)

godbirdart:

godbirdart:

sometimes you’re gonna go through periods of creative flatline. you’re gonna be unable to create art that you’re satisfied with. you’re gonna look at your work and nitpick the anatomy or perspective and you’re gonna get frustrated because What Happened! you were making art no problem! and, that’s okay!!! the ocean can’t always dance. volcanoes can’t always bellow. everything needs a breather; a little bit of dormancy before it can show off a spectacle again. let your pen rest a bit. you have time to enjoy the quiet before the next storm comes.

forcing art is like trying to force a fart. it’s a gamble. you either do it and it pays off, or it’s gonna make your situation a hell of a lot shittier

hawkeyedflame:

hawkeyedflame:

touching grass isn’t enough some of y'all need to drive out to the countryside and look at the stars

this post was aimed at the discourse-addled and terminally online, but i’m glad it’s reaching an audience of people who are just excited about stargazing in general

(via godbirdart)

eggcup:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

eggcup:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

eggcup:

hey i have hiccups can someone scare me

HOO!

thanks it worked

……you can go now

(via gotenerd)

actuallyakira:

the platonic solids? pfft. wake me up when mathematicians discover romantic solids

(via negligentblogowner)

murkbone:

𝔄𝔫𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪𝔞

(via negligentblogowner)

doopcity:

he’s showing you to a new skate park

lavender-scorpio:

Not to vagueblog but some of you are definitely the sweetest souls and I think of you fondly

(via gotenerd)

play-now-my-lord:

california dmv plate: “POTENT CUM”

Customer: CHECK OUT THESE ROPES

DMV: HE’S NOT LYING. PRETTY THICK

Verdict: APPROVED

(via catgirlpitrodeo)

chillgamesh-the-swing:

natalieironside:

It would be nice if the things I want to do were easy instead of hard

ALT

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midship-runabout-mom:

The made her be sober and forced her to drive, that’s fucked up.

(via nendocris)