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sockmonkeyrenegade:

groucho-marxism:

Stravinsky’s rite of spring is about a girl who dances herself to death to appease the Russian god of spring.

When it premiered the crowd got so amped up they opened up a mosh pit in the theater and the night would be forever known as the “riot of spring”

There’s a piece in the bassoon repertoire called “Dead Elvis” and when you buy the music you have to contractually agree to only perform the piece in a full Elvis costume.

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yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

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chapsnats:

hey mobile users look at these SICK emojis
🚀✈️🌚🐳🚙👳😺💥💩👽🏃💃
computer users FUCK u

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rockpapergizzards:

I USED TO BE A WIMP BEFORE ANCHOR ARMS

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rockpapergizzards:

NOW IM A JERK AND EVERYONE LOVES ME

rockpapergizzards:

NOW IM A JERK AND EVERYONE LOVES ME

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ameliacarina:

how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep

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music5eva:

Me: Mom there’s this concert-

Mom: No.

Me: image

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lucillesballs:

overhearing people talking about something u like

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hearing that they talkin shit

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